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meg. 17. australia


in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

wasn’t it called a whirly willy or something??

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please remember

no matter how good a white boy looks,

there’s 98.3% chance that he’s corny as hell and an absolute fuckboy.

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if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it

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